How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?