Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why are frogs always happy?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Where does laundry go to college?