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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

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Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

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What do you call a dog in space?

Why don't fish play basketball?