What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why do mice need oiling?