What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
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How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why do trees have so many friends?
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