What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How do bees get to school?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
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Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
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