How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?