What time does everyone love to drink?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?