Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why was the math book sad?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?