What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What words make the best athletes?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?