What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What's the opposite of irony?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Which insect is the smartest?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What kind of books do boats write?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?