What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why is summer always sad?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What do naked fish play with?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?