What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What color are all the books in the library?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What games do ants play with elephants?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why was the pirate late for work?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What stories are told by basketball players?