Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why do bees buzz?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why was the mime upset?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What's black and white and red all over?