Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?