What is a horse's favorite sport?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why do golfers hate cake?