Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What fairy loves to count?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?