What do sheep say when they're in love?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why did the duck cross the road?