Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

If you need help building an ark..

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Where do actors go to pray?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?