What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What animal floats best?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why do math teachers love March?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?