If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

How did the tree get lost?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?