What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?