How do you get a country girl to like you?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?