How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What is the most attractive fruit?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Where do polar bears vote?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?