What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Which animals make the best football players?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?