What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

It's Crowded!

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Where do ants go to eat?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What tree has the most bark?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?