Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Where do termites go camping?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?