Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?