What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What dog wears contact lenses?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What sport are eggs the best at?