What do ducks have for lunch?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why do people always trip on September 22?