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They always flip-flop back and forth.
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What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
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What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
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What's a goose's favorite book?
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What animal scores the most in basketball?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
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