Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?