What does Santa order at the bar?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

If you need help building an ark..

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?