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They always flip-flop back and forth.
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How do billboards talk?
What is sand's favorite movie?
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Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
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