Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
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