What does Santa call Christmastime?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why did the tomato turn red?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why is a computer so smart?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?