What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Families are like fudge.

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?