Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?