What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

How much money does a skunk have?