What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
A pound.
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Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why do cows make great bakers?
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