What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
A pound.
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Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
How do you get straight A's?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
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