Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What do you give a sick pig?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?