What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Which plant has the best roar?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What animal has the most fun?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do you call an artistic dog?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?