Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What happens when grass goes out of town?