What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?