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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What car can't keep a secret?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why are turtles so shy?

Where do cows go on the weekend?