What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?