Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

How do bunnies stay fit?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What's the laziest vegetable?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?