Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?