What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?