Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why are frogs always happy?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?