Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why did the barber win the race?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?