Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
How do bears keep cool?
What was the first animal in space?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why are books always so angry?
How are teens like cats?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
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