Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
What do bees chew?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What is a table you can eat?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the barber win the race?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
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