Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why did the snake cross the road?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

Why is summer always sad?