Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
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