Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
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