What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

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What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?