Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
What bird is always sad?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
If you need help building an ark..
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
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