What reads and lives in an apple?

Which state has the best streets?

Where was Noah born?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What is a tree's least favorite month?