What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Which subject has two parts?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?