What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Shoutout to my grandma!

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Do dads always snore?