What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?