Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?