Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What do you call an old snowman?