Why did the frog starve?

Why do mice need oiling?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What's E.T. short for?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?