Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Do dads always snore?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?