What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?