How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What vehicle works the hardest?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

How much does freedom weigh?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?