What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

We had a discussion about roses.

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?