Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?