Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
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