Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
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