Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's the loudest sport?
Where do mermaids see movies?
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