How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What did summer say to spring?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?