Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
They were too chicken.
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What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What season begins with a thud?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
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