Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
They were too chicken.
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Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why is a doctor always calm?
When should you start writing a book?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
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