Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
They were too chicken.
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What's the politest month?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
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