Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Where do polar bears vote?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What is the most faithful insect?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?