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What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

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What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

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What do you call a smelly horse?

Where do hands go on vacation?

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