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Where does food go to take a nap?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What's good for both poker and theater?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

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What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What do you give a sick lemon?