What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Where was Noah born?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
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