What kind of cake always tells the truth?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?