What's E.T. short for?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

How can you make 7 even?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?