Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What did autumn say to summer?

What animals make the best students?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?