What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?