Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why do rhinos charge?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What did the sick chicken say?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?