What's a henway?
About ten pounds.
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
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