What's a henway?
About ten pounds.
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What horn never makes a sound?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
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