Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Which animal is the most religious?

Families are like fudge.

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?