What fish loves to play in a band?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Who invented fractions?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?