What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What's a doll's favorite car?