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A drizzly bear.
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When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Which bug is related to you?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
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