Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

How do fleas travel?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?