What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
A drizzly bear.
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What math figure is also in the band?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
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