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Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What do bees chew?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Which insect makes the best father?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why are frogs always so happy?