Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
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