What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What's a cat's favorite snack?