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What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

How is life like toilet paper?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?