Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Where do chips wear socks?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?