Why do fish live in salt water?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?