What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why are goats so funny?

How do you grill cheese?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?