Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What car can't keep a secret?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

My friend David had his ID stolen.