I used to be addicted to not showering.

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What do bees chew?

What nationality are most fish?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?