How do locomotives know where to go?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

How long do chickens work?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?