What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Use a cowculator.
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How did the tree feel in spring?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Where do milkshakes come from?
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