What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Use a cowculator.
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why was the fish so smart?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
How do you get straight A's?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
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