How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why is the beach so confident?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?