Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What's a henway?

What instrument did the door play in the band?