Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do jokesters study in college?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?