How can you make 7 even?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Which subject has two parts?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?