What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why are bakers paid so much money?