Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
There was no history class.
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
How long will dinner be?
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