What did the wolf say to the flea?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What do you call a pile of cats?