What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What is another name for a cow?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Where do novels go to have a good time?