Why do cows always skip gym class?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What is the most faithful insect?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

How long will dinner be?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?