Why did the student always get straight A's?

What do elves learn in school?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Where do actors go to pray?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What does the sun drink out of?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?