What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

How do you arrest a pig?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do you call a small mom?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?