How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?