What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Where do hamsters come from?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What do insects learn at school?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?