Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What country has the most fish?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why was the cat so small?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?