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What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Which dogs love to study science?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?