What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?