Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Why did electricity win the race?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

How do automobiles fly?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What is a cow's dream job?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Families are like fudge.

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?