What stories are told by basketball players?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What birds always travel in twos?

How do you make a bandstand?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?