What did the bread do on vacation?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

How do you organize a space party?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?