What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
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Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What does winter fat turn into?
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