What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why are cars magic?
What day is your mom always right?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
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