What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
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What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
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