How do fleas travel?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do you call the dog magician?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?