Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Why is winter considered holy?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do you call a smelly horse?