Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

How long will dinner be?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?