Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?