What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
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