Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What's the noisiest food?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?