What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
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