Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

When do mice play every day?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What's the scariest letter?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A book just fell on my head.