What's a doll's favorite car?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What car does Yoda® drive?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?