What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why was the mime upset?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?