What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?