Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What do you call a silly hill?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?