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Because of pi day!
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Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
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Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
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