Why do math teachers love March?
Because of pi day!
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Which singer could always break a five?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
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