Why do math teachers love March?
Because of pi day!
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What are baby potatoes called?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
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