How does the moon cut her hair?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What do you call a dog in space?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?