What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Which relative loves rice?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?