Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What do you call hiking college students?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.