What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What bird is always sad?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why was the cat so small?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?