What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

My leaf blower doesn't work.