What is the best Christmas present ever?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why did the computer run out of money?