What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What's the noisiest food?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Which fly makes films?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What's the most athletic footwear?