What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What style of music weighs the most?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?