What is a robot's favorite snack?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?