What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
A souper.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Where was Noah born?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
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