What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?