Which animal should never work for the government?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?