Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What tree has the most bark?

How did the toad die?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What do math teachers eat?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Which is the worst season?